Karl Lagerfeld's "Clog Rehab"

Clogs made their first appearance when beauty and fashion wasn't even a prerequisite to stepping out in public. They were simply built to lift British pauper's from the rocky surfaces beneath their calloused feet. As time passed, clogs advanced to serve as protective platforms in hobbies and industries for gardeners, dancers, orthopedics and factory workers.  Then, more famously, clogs became Holland's staple and, to this day, they are still desired by the duchess, however, they continue to lack merit for fashion front-runners.

Clogs are perceived to be as unattractive as their name and never make the "must-have" list of shoe-collectors. However, we all know how popular Uggs became despite their disparaging absence of aesthetics. So, in an Ugg-like event, perhaps there is a chance for Revival of the Clog.

Chanel's' Carl Lagerfeld is one fashion designer who dismisses clog critics of the past.  His Spring 2010 runway show was a naughty interpretation of 'country coquettes' emerging from haystack mayhem.  Each model entered with a stagger in her step as though she tousled some trouble in the barn. (more below)

 

The infamous Chanel suit was regurgitated into skirts with thigh-high slits and mini's that might-as-well be missing, while thoughtfully paired with rustic tweeds, transparent fabrics and blouses with frothy and agitated textures.  Then, each look was meticulously finished at the feet with chunky wooden clogs adorned with studs, flowers, and suede. Mediocrity? I think not.

Nothing Lagerfeld does is without pensive thought. Each detail is conceived with crafted perfection and every show is a masterful interpretation of an idea that started off as a blueprint from his imagination. His Spring 2010 show in its entirety might be perceived as a modge-podge of manic fashion, but the show was truly a balanced rendition of time-honored classicism and modern appeal, including the risk of properly executed clogs!

So, as his muse exits the runway, you can be the judge of whether or not clogs should only be reserved for those in certain professions. Or, you can trust that if these shoes are good enough for Karl in a way that he can make a controversial collection in itself look cohesive, then you can guarantee that quick-fashion houses will follow his lead.  As a consumer critic, I anticipate his looks on the runway will look just as fabulous in my closet!